The Stupid Movie

This is what happens when you leave the boys home alone with a video camera. Without further ado, I give you The Stupid Movie.

(I have no idea either, but not bad for their first try, right?)

Umm..WTH?

First off, do NOT click on the link below if you are easily offended. But what the HELL?!
Click first, then continue to read the blog.
http://dreamlovechair.com/en_seats.php

Umm...wow. Okay so I totally get it if you are disabled perhaps and this chair is a blessing for you. But there are probably more kinky people that buy this thing than there are disabled people. And how fast can that thing possibly move? I mean..wow.

And just in case you may be asking yourself, "Self...why is Camilla looking at such things on the internet?" I shall inform you that I found this item while browsing the furniture section of my local Craig's List website. Yes. Furniture.

What is the world coming to!? Are we so lazy...oh nevermind. I could go on all night. Please do NOT buy the chair..but do spread the link because let's face it...we could all use a little "What the hell?!" in our lives.

And Logan videos coming soon. Chris, Logan and Adam (my lil bro) made a movie today. If Chris can get it edited tomorrow I will post it!!

Random Silliness.

Okay, I didn't quit blogging! I just..got sidetracked. I have a totally cute video to post of Logan, but it won't upload right now for some reason and I'm frustrated so I am going to stop and try again tomorrow. In the mean time, please enjoy this hilarious Penny Arcade that Chris shared with me. If you play World of Warcraft (or any MMO, really) you will totally get this. If not, I'm sorry! Oh and sorry for the curses (for those of you who mind). You will have to click on the picture to read it as the font is a bit small.

If that doesn't work, just go here: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/9/12/

OHHHH AND!!!!

Logan's pre-school teacher (who lives in my neighborhood and is totally awesome by the way) informed me that never in her sixteen years working with children has she seen one with as much energy as Logan. We very cleverly bought him a bright orange shirt that reads "My Parents Are Exhausted" before we went to Nebraska in June. He still wears it. It's true. We can take him to the park and run him until we are both beyond tired and he STILL won't take a nap!! I suppose it's something that he has more energy than every pre-schooler in Nipomo for the past sixteen years. Should we be proud or scared?

Apparently we also need to buy a thousand dollars worth of candy to feed all the children in our neighborhood at Halloween. It was nice to have a head's up and it should be nice to be near home and Trick-or-Treat in our neighborhood safely. Our last two neighborhoods were not the best.

Anyway I will post that video of Logan tomorrow so check back. It will be worth it, I promise.

(By the way, no update on the noggin problems. I was assured my authorization would come through for my MRI by tomorrow so I will hopefully get it scheduled next week.)

ENT's, Cucumbers and Facials: OH MY!

I saw an Ear-Nose-Throat specialist today because I've been having these strange dizzy spells accompanied by a sensation of falling. I've been having them off and on for about a year and a half but they have become more frequent over the past couple of months. The PA I see for primary care thought it was benign positional vertigo but apparently changed her mind and send me to the ear specialist to check and see if I was having hearing or inner ear problems.

I had a hearing test which I passed with flying colors (although sitting in a small booth repeating words to a woman who seemed to love her job a little too much that early in the morning was trying) and the doctor came in, took a look in my ears, nose and throat and said "Well...dizziness can come from many things and I may not be able to tell you what it IS but I can tell you what it ISN'T and it isn't your ears." YAY! I'm not going to go deaf or some such silliness (Yes, I have a very over-active imagination). I was thinking "Awesome, it's nothing now I can just know it's some weird thing, deal with it and move on." Wrong. Now they want me to go have an MRI of my brain to "make sure everything is normal." What is that supposed to mean!? There is also talk of sending me to a neurologist for a work-up for possible migraines or something else? I dunno. Anyway I'm sure it's just stress (another possible cause she listed) and I will surely blog about my MRI experience when I have it because I am claustrophobic and will be visiting Valium land for that experience.


On to more fun things. (Exhibit A)
At dinner tonight (Logan's favorite Subway: Eat Fresh, yes he says the whole slogan when he wants to go there i.e. "Mom, can we go to Subwayeatfresh?") Logan took a huge bite out of his cucumber and then put it up to his face like a smile. I present to you our first piece of evidence:

Totally cute, right? Okay but THEN he takes the cucumber away, frowns and says "My skin is unhealthy." To which Chris responded by almost choking on his sandwich amidst his silent laughter.

Turns out that Logan had seen a magazine picture of a woman with cucumbers on her eyes at the dentist yesterday (no cavities, yay!!)) and my sweet husband, not knowing how to explain a facial, told Logan that the woman was trying to make her skin more healthy.

It's so funny how kids pick up on things and the way their little minds work to interpret them and fit them into their daily lives.

Cucumber smilies for all, I say!!

Dave Matthews Concert!!

Disclaimer: If you are not a DMB fan, this post may bore you to tears.

So it's not that Logan didn't do anything cute today (he always does), but I wanted to take some time to blog about my amazing Dave Matthews Band concert experience in Berkeley on September 5th.

First of all you have to know that I became a huge DMB fan earlier this year. Of course I knew all of the hits like Crash, Where Are You Going, Ants Marching, etc. It wasn't until I was bored with all of my music on my iPod and Chris offered his Live at Luther College album to me that I fell in love with all that is Dave related (seriously I am driving Chris insane with all of my new found Dave knowledge which borders on a serious addiction/obsession problem).

So naturally when I heard they were going to be playing a three night show in Berkeley California at the Greek Theatre (which was paid for be William Randolph Hearst), I just had to go. I have heard some wonderful things about DMB and their live performances being amazing and I was not disappointed. And then tragedy struck. About two weeks before our concert, the sax player for DMB, LeRoi Moore passed away from complications surrounding an ATV accident. I thought for sure they would cancel our show. Not ONLY did they not cancel our show, they didn't even cancel the show at the LA Staples Center the night their good friend and band member passed away. They knew he would want them to play, so they did. To quote Dave, "LeRoi Moore gave up his ghost."

Fast forward. Chris and I get to Berkeley five hours before the concert and we change (Insert cute picture of us to the left :P) eat and catch a cab over to the campus. We got there two and a half hours early and there was already a HUGE line. Thanks to some confusion and a little poor judgement on our part, we managed to skip half of the line (SO SO sorry to everyone we cut in front of, it was an honest mistake...at first). We get inside and OH MY GOSH!! This place is GORGEOUS. We could have been in the very front (General Admission Seating) but decided to stick back a little bit so my short self could see. Our seats were still AMAZING. It wasn't too long before Dave came out himself to introduce Sharon Jones at the Dap Kings, the opener. I just adore that woman. She is so full of like and energy and spunk and she can sing like no other. She did a great job, but this blog is not about her so that's all I will say. If you are interested in checking out soul music, check her out.

(UGH!! There are so many things to say and I feel like I am rambling already.)

There was a thirty minute break between Sharon Jones and Dave Matthews so I figured "Hey, I'll go to the bathroom and get a t-shirt so I won't have to later or I won't miss out on an awesome shirt." I wandered over to the bathroom and there was a line of about fifty women. I figured I would do the t-shirt thing first, then the bathroom. I turned around. There was a line of about fifty people in the merchandise line. CRAP! Do I have to pee or do I need a shirt? I can only pick one! I decided to hold it and wait in the line for the shirt. Little did I know that everyone in line had to look at every shirt and every size of every shirt. *Sigh* Okay so it's finally my turn and then..THEY WERE OUT OF THE SHIRT I WANTED!!!. WHAT?!?!? *Cries*

So I got a totally awesome limited edition poster for our concert and an awesome flame dancer sticker for my car. Then I went back to wait for the concert and not a moment too soon because as soon as I got back to my place the band came on stage.

It was electric! Everyone on their feet, chanting and yelling and waving signs and...what's that smell?! Pot!! My first concert where I actually saw a pipe being passed around..crazy! My eyes where burning by the end of the concert and I'm sure I got a contact high, but overall the pot-heads were mellow and cool and well..like everyone else just there for the company and the music. I can't even begin to describe the feeling of being there. It all went by so fast. I can tell you there is nothing like Carter's drumming pounding out through a huge speaker so near you that you can feel every low note in your chest. Ahhh!

Carter, Rashawn, Boyd, Dave, Tim (Reynolds, yes he was there and it was awesome! Chris and I had no idea he would even be there because he doesn't usually tour with the band) and Jeff Coffin blowing on the sax in LeRoi's place...you can see the pure joy on their faces when they make music together. They all get such pleasure from entertaining us, which makes them the best live band in...well in my opinion in forever.

We also got to see Warren Haynes of the Allman Brothers who did a cameo on #41.

The only downfall was that Dave's mic was either too low when he was talking in between songs or the crowd was too loud, but we missed a lot of what he said. Overall the atmosphere was just perfect, weather perfect, show perfect, all perfect.

PLUS...I joined an online fan group at antsmarching.org and found an awesome guy to send me a recorded copy of all three nights of the Berkeley show (I LOVE YOU HOSS!!!) so that I can enjoy it on my iPod for years to come. He said the recording is pretty good and that I will be impressed so this makes me happy.

The Ants have been great so far. I even got some good pictures from one of them of my night of the show since I had to take mine on my cell (tickets said no camera's and I didn't want to risk not being allowed in with mine) and they came out a little blurry as you can see. They usually try to meet up before the shows and hang out, so I am looking forward to meeting more of them this year via the forums and next year at the Gorge (*crossing my fingers*).

I will probably bore you with more Dave posts in the future as I am trying to butter Chris up to take me again next yet. Below is the set list from our show in case you care and I hope you enjoy the pictures and video (which isn't mine, but I wanted to show you anyway).

Until next time!

Set List: The Greek Theater September 5, 2008

The Stone *
One Sweet World *

Don't Drink the Water *

So Damn Lucky *

Dancing Nancies *

Eh Hee *

Water Into Wine *

Gravedigger *

Grey Street *

Dreaming Tree *

Stay Or Leave *

Corn Bread *

Burning Down The House *

#41 *+

Anyone Seen The Bridge *

Too Much Intro *

Tripping Billies *

Encore:

Sister ~

Two Step *

Special Guests:
* Jeff Coffin

+ Warren Haynes

~ Dave, Tim, Carter and Rashawn

And for those of you who stuck with me long enough to read this far, for your viewing pleasure: Burning Down the House: (I couldn't imbed it, but you can follow the link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsvKz9IguwM

(OH!! And thank you Mom for watching Logan for us so we could enjoy our time together!))

Hookies!!!

Alright, so there is nothing like coming home from a long day of work and being reminded why you do it day in and day out. Logan is such a light in our lives. Whenever we think it can't get any worse, he always reminds us why we do it: for him. I will let the video explain most of it, but Logan got a Wookie toy at McDonalds some time ago. He re-discovered it under the seat of my car this evening and was very excited about his "Hookie" toy.

(Sorry for the poor quality of the video/sound. It was taken on my phone.)

Dinosaur Park and Dancing

(How lucky are we to live where we can get a view like this at a park!?)

Yesterday morning we took a drive up to SLO to run a ridiculous errand that we were really frustrated about. However, it ended up being the best thing we did all weekend because on the way back we went to the Dinosaur Park in Shell Beach for the first time and WOW were we missing out. It was the perfect morning to go also because the Farmer's Market was going on with this sweet little cover band and a bounce house. We had the best time. Logan went in the bounce house (his first time ever) and had a great time. I've uploaded some photos we took while we were there. I never knew what a gem that place is, but Chris and I were marvelling at all of the open space to run and play. Logan even got complimented on his superb running skills (which we don't find so amusing when we are trying to capture him to leave the park) by a woman who reminded me to be grateful we didn't have twins. I am. EVERY day. Logan is enough crazy for us.

On a sweeter note, I also caught Logan and Daddy dancing to the Beattles when I came down the stairs later in the day. It was so adorable I had to grab my camera and snap a picture. Logan loves the Beattles. He used Chris' Ipod on the way to and from SLO yesterday and listened to the Beattles 1 album. He kept singing and dancing in his seat until we would turn our music down or turn to look at him and then he would put on his best sour face and act like he hadn't been doing anything but looking out the window. You should hear his rendition of Paperback Writer. We think it's hilarious, but you would probably think it's nails on a chalk board. And I bet you didn't know that the Beattles wrote Itsy Bitsy Spider. Logan knows. He changed the words to many a Beattles song to the tune of his favorite spider song.

Anyway, enjoy the pictures and I will write more tomorrow. Maybe.

Toy Story Blog

I realized I referenced a prior Toy Story blog in my last post. Rather than edit that part out I decided to re-post this blog from my MySpace as well. This is from Octber 2005 (Logan was almost a year and a half old).

"Okay so I have now watched the Toy Story Dvd 7 times in the past 74 hours...I even tried hiding the box of the DVD, but my son found it with his baby radar and brought it (well..threw it at me actually) to me to watch AGAIN. Any ideas on where I can shove Woody and Buzz?"

So you can see why I didn't want a brand spankin new, mint condition copy of this movie.

Ahh, Logan (and my first post).

So I know this is my first blog and I should come up with something original, but the following event inspired me to blog in the first place so I am going to copy and paste it here. If you read it on MySpace, sorry but you'll just have to read it again or come back later. Before I copy and paste it, I have started blogs before and never followed through so there is no guarantee I will this time. However, Logan is more and more hilarious every day and I feel like I should be keeping record of his growth somehow plus all of the other hilarity that ensues in our lives.

Onward.

So I got up with Logan this morning (I'm trying to earn brownie points with Chris so that he will take me the Gorge next summer to see DMB ) and he wanted to watch a movie. SO he dug out his old Disney DVD binder from when we were members of the Disney Movie Club.

I have to stop here for a back story.

About two months ago I took Logan to Best Buy to pick a movie as a reward for sleeping in his new big boy bed for one whole week. We were browsing through the movies and he kept picking movies I didn't think he was ready for (i.e. The Incredible Hulk, granted I didn't want to pay $15 bucks for the peice of junk movie either.). Then we came across the discounted Disney Movie rack. I tried to convince him to get a new copy of Finding Nemo (which was watched to distruction) instead of a new copy of Toy Story (see previous Toy Story blog for explaination). He kept telling me he already had Nemo and I kept telling him it doesn't work anymore, yada yada. Well to make a long story short we came home with Spider Man 1.
Cut back to this morning. Logan opens his DVD binder and is looking through it while I get his breakfast ready. This is an actual quote from our conversation:

Logan: Mooooooooooommmmmmm!!! ugh!
Me: Yes, Logan?
Logan: What is this!!? (hold up the Nemo Dvd) I TOLD you I already had this one! Remember a long time ago when you tried to MAKE me buy it again?! I had it already and you tried to TRICK me!!
Me: (hysterical laughter and then) I didn't trick you, buddy. You have the disc but it doesn't play well.
Logan: Whatever.
Me: (jaw dropping silence and then) What did you say?
Logan: (sighs like he always has to explain himself to simpletons) I SAID "Whatever" like..whatever you say, mom. ugh!

So OMG when did my 4 year old become 13?!
Anyway, the whole thing was just tooo funny not to blog about. Hope I didn't bore some of you to death, but I think most of you will get it.